Commission a unique piece of art . . .
If you have always wanted to see boobs you're proud of on a mug, a vulva you love on a butter dish, or your favourite (or second favourite!) penis rendered into a sturdy pottery peg, I can make your dreams come true!
From photos that you discreetly send me, I will sculpt an artistic impression of your naughty bits and place them boldly on a piece of functional and beautiful pottery, so that you can use it and smile every day. (And no doubt surprise any guests who come to stay!)
If you don't fancy baring all, then you can just request a 'generic genital' version of the item!
We have a waiting list for commissioned items, so please give me as much notice as possible for any orders.
You can see examples of what I can make for you in the Gallery, or get in touch and have a chat if you would like to see some of the things we have in stock, or discuss having something made.
It's not all 'filth pots' here, and you can commission other objects that take their inspiration from less risqué body parts, sea creatures or just good old functional tableware.
I can make a bespoke Octopus Candelabra, a colourful Jellyfish Wall Hanging, butter dish with an ear on it... (if you'd rather it was a nose, let's chat about it!)
If there is something else you are after that you think my unique style might fit well with, please ask.
Have a look at the Gallery to see examples of my work, or get in touch and have a chat if you would like to see some of the things we have in stock, or discuss having something made.
